If my mother truly loved me, she would make these for me. (Except they appear to be crochet and she really only knits.)
Ooooh, going to have to show these to my wife. She crochets and our girls would love them.
I am not ashamed to admit I would go around pretending to fire blasts at fucking EVERYTHING if I ever had these on.
So uh…if someone finds them for sale or something, lemme know, okay?