lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away. lacigreen: juilan: I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious “i want to have a career” True story time… I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these. I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run. Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening. That could be reason 102: just run away.

lacigreen:

juilan:

I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious

“i want to have a career”

True story time…

I was a virgin for a long time so I can attest to hearing almost all of these.

I’ll never forget this: during a conversation with a girl in Norfolk, VA in hopes of some one-on-one happy, fun time, I told her I was in the Navy (which I was). But, mid-sentence, she promptly turned and began walking away. Oh, okay, she ran but not like a “I’m gonna get you” kind of run more like a “get me the hell outta here” kind of run.

Needless to say, I remained a virgin that evening.

That could be reason 102: just run away.

Aug. 22 2012
Via juilan
#humor #true story time
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