inothernews:

ISAAC’S REMAINS  A coffin that washed up onto a front lawn due to Hurricane Isaac flooding is seen in Plaquemines Parish, Braithwaite, La.  Tens of thousands of residents remain without power nearly a week after the storm struck, according to the Times-Picayune.  (Photo: Mario Tama / Getty Images via The Telegraph)

#HowAboutNo

Please, when my time comes, let me be cremated.

I think the world can only handle me once.

P.S.: send my ashes on a rocket to be spread on Uranus for the lulz.

#NotKiddingButItMightBeCheaperJustToSprinkleMeInTheOcean

(via npr)