When I was just a little girl I asked my mummy what should I be?
“Fuck ‘should’,” she said.
(via daniniki)
everyone sees you coming.
based on a joke from louis ck’s ‘oh my god’
High imperial transportation, Taxi
This is just like the dream!
He’s sweating oil…by the way
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Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.
Fuck. Yes.
So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.
I love stand-up comedy. ^_^
On a side note, I took my parents to see Tommy Davidson one time as an anniversary present. We sat near the front but my dad at the time was a pretty big guy before his gastric band surgery.
Of course, that made him the subject of attention for a minute and Tommy joked about how my mom fed him with a biscuit gun.
(via needapenny)
(via daniniki)
Good Grief! Peanuts goes Hip Hop.
My birthday is coming up.
(via thejessicats)
