election:

ABC:

An Indiana man has auctioned off space on the side of his head, where he tattooed Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign “R” logo in a 5-by-2-inch spot for a bid of $15, 000.

Eric Hartsburg posted the eBay listing in August, and told ABC News that he was paid $15,000 by a Republican eBay user, who preferred to remain anonymous,  to get the Romney logo permanently inked on the side of his head. Hartsburg, who is an Indiana native, told ABC News that he agreed because the tattoo was something that he could live with.

“I am a registered Republican and a Romney supporter,” Hartsburg said. “I didn’t mind getting this tattoo because it is something that I could live with and it’s something that I believe in.” […]

Hartsburg says that the whole thing was done as a gag but now he believes his new tat has a purpose. He says he is trying to “educate people on his beliefs.”

“In the beginning it was done for gags and publicity, but now I see it as a way to encourage young people to vote.” He continued, “We have so many rights that we don’t utilize and young people need to exercise that right.”

The 30-year-old professional wrestler says that he wants his tattoo to send a message to young people. “I want young people to know that it’s O.K. to be young, and it’s O.K. to be a Republican.”

Hey, kids, it is more than OK to be young and Republican. If you are young and engaged with the world and politically involved, regardless of what party you support, that puts you ahead of even many adults when it comes to making your way through this life. And good for you! But do not under any circumstances get the Romney “R” tattooed on your goddamn face. Ever.

—Cord Jefferson

#SageAdviceMrJefferson

jamesurbaniak:

This is a social media marketing fail that will be remembered for years to come. The only logical explanation is that the person responsible does not know, hard as that is to believe. As of this posting, the tweet has been up for over an hour.

#FailTimesInfinity

For socialites how much more out of touch could the Kardashian people be?

This makes RMoney look blue-collar.

(via juliavickerman)

When muddin’ goes wrong. #fail #photography #cars (Taken with Instagram)

“We’re not trying to recruit blacks.”

Thomas Arthur Robb, national director of the KKK, responding to erroneous fliers sent to some black people.

#DoOrDoNot

The Incredible Spider-FAIL

#SeemedLegitUntilLackOfSpideyPowersProvedOtherwise

Sucks to be U…on your 16th birthday

mohandasgandhi:

My new favorite blog.

I worry about the evolution of mankind’s face if it were to be led by stock brokers.

These would also make some great stock images for the #facepalm and #fail memes.