Mmm processed and bleached grains soaked in amniotic fluids, cooked, then covered in gymnosperm xylem and topped with the ripened ovaries of angiosperms. Thanks biology, this is how I look at my food now. ;3
u had me at gymnosperm xylem…
pass the high fructose corn syrup and a die-cut coin-pressed stainless steel fork to commence mastication!
That’s how you incite a riot.
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Strawberry Short Snake
OH MY GOD NO
THIS IS TOO ADORABLE
AND THE PUN IS KILLING ME
(via needapenny)
this right here, is SPRINKLES RED VELVET ICE CREAM with RED VELVET CUPCAKE MASHED ON TOP, or in a RED VELVET WAFFLE CONE. just think about that for a few moments, really let it wash over you.
that’s all.
I love my laptop. If you dropped it in a vat of sulfuric acid and brought me this ice cream, I’d forgive you.
I love my car. If you crashed into it and brought me this cheesecake, I’d forgive you.
(via exsouvenir)
#Done
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“Carl Warner’s inventive, whimsical landscapes have led to comparisons with the 16th century Italian painter Giuseppe Arcimboldo. The reason? The scenes are made entirely from food”
HAPPY FRIDAY! Congratulate yourself on getting through the work week with some donuts.
Vodka Tonic Jelly Shot Bats, a combination of my two favorite things.
Submitted by: thrash-waltz
(via necro-romance)
