Mmm processed and bleached grains soaked in amniotic fluids, cooked, then covered in gymnosperm xylem and topped with the ripened ovaries of angiosperms. Thanks biology, this is how I look at my food now. ;3
u had me at gymnosperm xylem…
pass the high fructose corn syrup and a die-cut coin-pressed stainless steel fork to commence mastication!